1 00:00:13,61 --> 00:00:14,65 So we have a doozy of 2 00:00:14,66 --> 00:00:20,42 a second for you just read the book by workout seal sweat I am leakage there is so 3 00:00:20,43 --> 00:00:24,96 much going on in this studio right now there are literally wishes he could do what 4 00:00:24,97 --> 00:00:29,66 we're doing we're going to do sports rather whether we go books today with special 5 00:00:29,67 --> 00:00:32,19 guest for hire great cat that's right here they are is 6 00:00:32,20 --> 00:00:35,42 a lot of love bargain vessel delivery and I have 7 00:00:35,43 --> 00:00:37,47 a live studio audience we're going to take 8 00:00:37,48 --> 00:00:39,99 a quick look at the weather get it to summer it's going to be 9 00:00:40,00 --> 00:00:45,09 a for like ten days or now faces right into our next segment and oh yes absolutely 10 00:00:45,69 --> 00:00:51,45 friend legend comedienne and really sweet heart vegetarian Mr Cat Dr Karen 11 00:00:51,46 --> 00:00:57,72 Fitzgerald well. My goodness I tell you what I think about it this is the best 12 00:00:57,73 --> 00:01:01,22 things ever happen is this puppy already had with this sort of rebirth of good will 13 00:01:01,23 --> 00:01:07,64 to do really good good pretty good good there were the good of the good to see. The 14 00:01:07,65 --> 00:01:11,80 California desert or was he was called let's see twelve because it was in doubt 15 00:01:11,81 --> 00:01:16,50 they have all the see because it was so there are six of you who left and he's he's 16 00:01:16,51 --> 00:01:21,93 a They're going to do presumably less to move goods and you know when he's gone 17 00:01:21,94 --> 00:01:25,83 they'll be gone and with a species goes extinct the movie becomes 18 00:01:25,84 --> 00:01:30,99 a less interesting place Oh my your Highness So is it credible really good great 19 00:01:31,24 --> 00:01:35,89 books or anything with the show is it true that it is Trista rules of the show this 20 00:01:35,90 --> 00:01:36,04 is 21 00:01:36,05 --> 00:01:41,81 a so-called A Oh this is that after conception and it doesn't result in salute this 22 00:01:41,82 --> 00:01:41,99 is 23 00:01:42,00 --> 00:01:47,27 a he's about twenty years old it's really is the Super Bowl Oh my gosh he got to get 24 00:01:47,28 --> 00:01:50,51 into a really good your group did all this gentleman is 25 00:01:50,52 --> 00:01:55,89 a wonderful boy either oh I get jealous over. 26 00:01:57,59 --> 00:02:03,43 All the way this show. Well I think up to this the last threaded months are good 27 00:02:03,49 --> 00:02:09,72 they're African too low a. Bit. I don't know we've got 28 00:02:09,73 --> 00:02:11,81 a Black Friday monger now we have 29 00:02:11,82 --> 00:02:16,82 a high five but they're not all that our girls are so scared to go through 30 00:02:16,83 --> 00:02:23,47 a few good friends are. OK and he gets lots and if you put it 31 00:02:23,48 --> 00:02:24,86 tax right it was into 32 00:02:24,87 --> 00:02:31,04 a sneer it was like the polar bears and wills and it was like Lego wars and you 33 00:02:31,05 --> 00:02:36,12 know if it was. Drawing attention because so many animals are in trouble worldwide 34 00:02:36,92 --> 00:02:38,04 you know it is 35 00:02:38,51 --> 00:02:44,46 a miracle that biology and evolution to me is specialized and deserves our respect 36 00:02:44,50 --> 00:02:46,59 so so there's still be there anything that has 37 00:02:46,60 --> 00:02:48,75 a heartbeat we should we should you know Shirish 38 00:02:48,92 --> 00:02:53,33 a name because it is it's really easy to say the same for polar bears or say you 39 00:02:53,34 --> 00:02:56,09 know those animals that are as we see you just go to have 40 00:02:56,10 --> 00:03:00,84 a test of people said working with you would actually do a lot into 41 00:03:00,85 --> 00:03:06,11 a thing get involved in the neighborhood conservation things and with like each 42 00:03:06,12 --> 00:03:10,57 other again yeah perhaps like that question are they going to like each other they 43 00:03:10,58 --> 00:03:17,01 could go to Colorado go tell here that gravity we're not down folks you think we're 44 00:03:17,02 --> 00:03:20,61 down but this is going on for nine hours and there's going to be twenty seven or 45 00:03:20,62 --> 00:03:26,90 animals back deck ready to go got me feeling my face that's when I start where 46 00:03:26,91 --> 00:03:32,19 he'll go so this is this is a couple of pieces this period of OK it was 47 00:03:32,20 --> 00:03:38,91 a prayer I'll take this as NO NO NO. Insulin. Yeah that's 48 00:03:38,92 --> 00:03:42,90 a rattlesnake you know so we're doing good history in the east of the state with 49 00:03:42,91 --> 00:03:48,46 regular triggers in there I think you know when we see while there are those that 50 00:03:48,47 --> 00:03:54,16 rebel animals these guys in time to see prairie dogs to lose rattlesnakes and we 51 00:03:54,17 --> 00:03:58,73 have to be careful on moving sort of since all about you know what these guys would 52 00:03:58,74 --> 00:04:03,40 do before we were in their cars. The reason to do so much with control killing our 53 00:04:03,41 --> 00:04:07,16 roads for you know that's one place you could have two of us and 54 00:04:07,36 --> 00:04:12,43 a bad road visa so as a group I feel I've got a bill that's 55 00:04:12,44 --> 00:04:17,51 a way I did it so that this is victims who helped the I'm going to get on hundred 56 00:04:17,52 --> 00:04:22,14 eighty seven thousand acres and get no good back will go in with the first natural 57 00:04:22,20 --> 00:04:27,03 birth and again so what we're seeing this in various butchers these Gulf Breeze 58 00:04:27,12 --> 00:04:32,40 groups do this over time and real people stay together and if you're going to live 59 00:04:32,41 --> 00:04:36,74 until after we've been and we're twenty six pals with their full muzzle so we don't 60 00:04:36,75 --> 00:04:40,08 know anything about them so we put Rivers who's going to just live who are the 61 00:04:40,09 --> 00:04:45,08 rebels who you see do and do so with their wonderful creature they move toward 62 00:04:45,09 --> 00:04:49,33 going shots that learned their sums good good shot they're good all the developer 63 00:04:49,34 --> 00:04:52,19 My head's in the way but there's one of the nest and so there's 64 00:04:52,20 --> 00:04:57,12 a cliff this and there there are treatments and there's 65 00:04:57,13 --> 00:05:01,39 a baby given to the babies everybody those babies give the school with there you go 66 00:05:01,53 --> 00:05:03,66 you know to see me when I see these guys so there is 67 00:05:03,67 --> 00:05:10,10 a witness list of the students climate we want to know what we have is it is 68 00:05:10,11 --> 00:05:16,65 a baby read it. So the so the fellow who pulled it. Open. 69 00:05:18,46 --> 00:05:25,40 For it in so there is none and then. There's still began to go off and we've really 70 00:05:25,41 --> 00:05:31,73 got a job off so I did use the phone but it was just like me and so so there's 71 00:05:31,74 --> 00:05:34,95 a big red deer in the nest and then there's 72 00:05:34,96 --> 00:05:39,51 a highly trained athlete going to climb down this. Thing in the movie like 73 00:05:39,52 --> 00:05:45,10 a cat in the bird in why is Gandalf here and you know I was with her pretty good 74 00:05:45,31 --> 00:05:49,55 place and you know so do I want to put her back and we're going to take him down 75 00:05:49,56 --> 00:05:51,87 put a regular visitor on it just take 76 00:05:51,88 --> 00:05:53,90 a minute to drink it and that's all just breed for 77 00:05:53,91 --> 00:05:59,04 a static you know and just say thank you for animals for the beauty of nature and 78 00:05:59,05 --> 00:06:01,04 maybe we can all just be a little smarter and 79 00:06:01,05 --> 00:06:02,78 a little better with it we'll give you 80 00:06:02,79 --> 00:06:06,19 a quick commercial break and we'll be back with another thirty going to do Dravid 81 00:06:06,20 --> 00:06:09,31 weather and books with were fired really Kazakh after this. 82 00:06:20,16 --> 00:06:27,16 Well you got that luxury. The new last series that we've. Never tried to I've 83 00:06:27,17 --> 00:06:27,78 never had 84 00:06:27,79 --> 00:06:35,21 a Francis and I've never eaten his white trash. Working. That 85 00:06:35,22 --> 00:06:39,64 works because I'm working and he's in total. But it's not like 86 00:06:39,65 --> 00:06:45,69 a real like you can say catfight are you going to get started with my first. 87 00:06:46,99 --> 00:06:52,38 Discussing. This from the. Magical World. 88 00:06:54,80 --> 00:07:00,09 Teacher saying. All I know that talk about it if it's your constipated it's your 89 00:07:00,10 --> 00:07:07,05 best friend so what is this why is it this is. This is sweeter 90 00:07:07,06 --> 00:07:13,63 than. This like it's syrup OK. 91 00:07:24,88 --> 00:07:30,47 It's. Just five. Minutes later. 92 00:07:36,05 --> 00:07:38,40 That I hear. Clarity on. 93 00:07:43,41 --> 00:07:45,06 This is the ranking Dr you. 94 00:07:53,31 --> 00:07:56,24 Asked her how to. Tell you. 95 00:08:00,26 --> 00:08:03,58 That you. Talked last is all over the wall. 96 00:08:07,71 --> 00:08:11,68 Now and. That. 97 00:08:14,94 --> 00:08:17,58 Well she didn't grow up so that's a plus for me it's 98 00:08:17,59 --> 00:08:23,22 a good try taco you don't hate it I don't hate it I think this social chilled best 99 00:08:23,72 --> 00:08:30,50 is right now Nacho fries what its fries. Talk about if he 100 00:08:30,51 --> 00:08:37,35 doesn't talk about what is the appropriate time to talk about. I would have 101 00:08:37,36 --> 00:08:43,18 never post Taco Bell because tappable bankable substance crap about this is my 102 00:08:43,19 --> 00:08:50,03 third. Time bell rang not just the base if you got this people even more 103 00:08:50,04 --> 00:08:53,79 than that that's a full That's a good meal right here this is just 104 00:08:53,80 --> 00:08:57,97 a bean burrito John Jordan's favorite 105 00:08:58,73 --> 00:09:03,98 a dollar one dollar just so you know. This is cheap like 106 00:09:04,11 --> 00:09:06,79 a very maybe the reason will fill you up for 107 00:09:06,80 --> 00:09:12,89 a long time so this is that people that yet seem to read it makes me feel like I'm 108 00:09:12,90 --> 00:09:19,28 waiting in line to get all this is your child who was shot at 109 00:09:19,82 --> 00:09:26,16 exact dogmeat oh you're here to talk about it all you're left with is just. We've 110 00:09:26,17 --> 00:09:33,04 got one of them this is my go to you this is the Jeremy poet shipping 111 00:09:33,05 --> 00:09:33,59 glad there's 112 00:09:33,60 --> 00:09:36,50 a bunch of different religious it's one of what do you call those things that you 113 00:09:36,51 --> 00:09:43,35 really think your future rests. On and your future is only how did you know 114 00:09:43,36 --> 00:09:50,15 that is what you are isn't and I am this is our very enjoyable as all of us of the 115 00:09:50,16 --> 00:09:56,45 AAA seasoning according to talk about hot kind know it grill Yeah it doesn't mean 116 00:09:56,46 --> 00:10:01,11 you take. OK I just got off R.T.L. 117 00:10:01,15 --> 00:10:03,17 Just sort of by not 118 00:10:03,18 --> 00:10:09,72 a lot to chew. That's really not worth it to Chile I mean is it the chalupa dogs 119 00:10:10,07 --> 00:10:15,50 was definitely the winner of the. I don't feel bad hawking with enough of any of 120 00:10:15,51 --> 00:10:22,34 this feeling that's the purpose of talk about Live last just don't die not stop and 121 00:10:22,35 --> 00:10:26,91 think about how sad her life is I think that's the key to happen they should have 122 00:10:26,92 --> 00:10:33,90 for you talk about. Dr those three lovers motherfuckers So that 123 00:10:33,91 --> 00:10:37,66 was the whole plan he's basically wants educate me so I don't have mental 124 00:10:37,67 --> 00:10:41,41 breakdowns and fast food restaurants why didn't you ask me how I'd like my burger 125 00:10:41,75 --> 00:10:47,12 as usual never. Work does it also get 126 00:10:47,13 --> 00:10:52,99 a Friday can open you I only drizzle and the like and then I. Leave let me go have 127 00:10:53,00 --> 00:10:59,88 to nice restaurants this is. Now what is comfy he's afraid of the French I 128 00:10:59,89 --> 00:11:06,84 do was my last straw French's said he's afraid of anything 129 00:11:06,85 --> 00:11:09,58 that is priced over four dollars explain 130 00:11:09,59 --> 00:11:14,33 a few fancy items I started nice and easy for you definitely NOT SCARY I still have 131 00:11:14,34 --> 00:11:20,80 the stuff that I know that you really do love we have here today. Perhaps hey. 132 00:11:24,73 --> 00:11:26,59 That's the bread OK And then it's 133 00:11:26,60 --> 00:11:32,94 a terabyte on Dijon mustard sauce and what is pate pate That's 134 00:11:32,95 --> 00:11:37,66 a picture book from me and like the fat of the ME IT'S BEEN LIKE minutes together 135 00:11:37,67 --> 00:11:42,67 and I spread says I spat like spread on me flavor the small. 136 00:11:44,91 --> 00:11:45,53 It's going to have 137 00:11:45,54 --> 00:11:52,04 a dolphin. Tendency to with some mustard say try to trade up your losses game 138 00:11:52,05 --> 00:11:57,76 today yellow mustard see my mouth from a shirt this is a little more than 139 00:11:57,77 --> 00:12:04,46 a plaque like to share it's all must. It not are you telling us we're going to have 140 00:12:04,47 --> 00:12:05,31 mustard T. 141 00:12:05,32 --> 00:12:10,21 Shirts for everybody I can't see my eyebrows at the slow pace the livery doesn't. 142 00:12:11,94 --> 00:12:15,94 Unfortunately the people think it's bad as it's around the bottle and all the drugs 143 00:12:15,95 --> 00:12:21,21 that get stored but actually liver users they're like really flavor fall and really 144 00:12:21,22 --> 00:12:27,61 pulp and red meat spread need spread throughout the liver and the green monster 145 00:12:27,86 --> 00:12:30,93 grew monstrous root it was some one of those 146 00:12:30,99 --> 00:12:36,23 a disc using its most obvious. That it is 147 00:12:36,24 --> 00:12:40,79 a little bit like Rubio who let me move it along at 148 00:12:40,80 --> 00:12:47,33 a very emotional marshy down. And if I. See that 149 00:12:47,34 --> 00:12:54,22 seizing. Was killing her children 150 00:12:54,29 --> 00:13:01,21 this is not OK not to over. If you tell her. Oh 151 00:13:01,22 --> 00:13:08,15 you mean. The Passat So the other day I told you that I was having. And 152 00:13:08,16 --> 00:13:11,25 you came in and yelled at me that it wasn't chocolate egg it was eating chicken 153 00:13:11,26 --> 00:13:17,49 liver. Kept pays for child. Gets 154 00:13:18,67 --> 00:13:23,05 a gold medal kept saying It's all natural no artificial ingredients no limits she 155 00:13:23,86 --> 00:13:30,55 just straight pink baby born and I'm down for that 156 00:13:31,23 --> 00:13:31,73 so we learn 157 00:13:31,74 --> 00:13:36,32 a little about each other like this is hard in the city ever because now I can make 158 00:13:36,33 --> 00:13:43,16 a friend to Taco Bell. And I couldn't 159 00:13:43,17 --> 00:13:50,14 convince you to eat meat chief's. Meat just looks like the fanciest pottery never 160 00:13:50,15 --> 00:13:56,31 spread maybe there's there's less here after all maybe we can get along. 161 00:14:08,51 --> 00:14:15,20 Adrian makes everybody get out of the with. Us 162 00:14:15,21 --> 00:14:21,32 thank you for going for all the other comics on the my. Friends I've made new 163 00:14:22,14 --> 00:14:27,87 friends I've made good evening. I'm originally from Miami. 164 00:14:29,48 --> 00:14:34,12 Florida. So you know that's how you pronounce the city's name of people don't know 165 00:14:34,13 --> 00:14:37,56 if you do that and it's a mating call tube you could just do that from 166 00:14:37,57 --> 00:14:42,52 a fire escape and then two more spawn Oh. And then you have 167 00:14:42,53 --> 00:14:48,97 a baby and then. To bury such a place yeah but it's nice but I'm a I'm 168 00:14:48,98 --> 00:14:49,74 a Cuban I'm 169 00:14:49,75 --> 00:14:55,82 a Cuban being. And then I'm here became Mexican like that which is quite. 170 00:14:57,11 --> 00:15:03,81 Something. My people saw they were connected by the language you know Spanglish 171 00:15:04,07 --> 00:15:09,28 and. One hundred percent proficiency I do I am bilingual I feel like it's 172 00:15:09,29 --> 00:15:13,85 a superpower I have you know because you know this is like ethnic tofu you don't 173 00:15:13,86 --> 00:15:18,94 know what the fuck I am you know. I could be anything Greek Jewish you know sprite 174 00:15:19,18 --> 00:15:25,47 anything around that Mediterranean ring me. But then you know I have these Spanish 175 00:15:25,48 --> 00:15:31,53 Pollard's high. Levels of if I needed you know like the other day out I was at 176 00:15:31,54 --> 00:15:34,44 a sandwich place and it was a typical Latina and knew she was 177 00:15:34,45 --> 00:15:39,08 a Latina because she had all the markers of my Latina Chitta housecoat on floral 178 00:15:39,09 --> 00:15:44,66 prints. Curlers in her hair finally groomed the stuff. 179 00:15:46,12 --> 00:15:50,02 That you know. She was struggling trying to order 180 00:15:50,20 --> 00:15:55,54 a sandwich she said I saw it she's like. How much. How much. 181 00:15:57,95 --> 00:16:01,77 How much. And it do behind 182 00:16:01,78 --> 00:16:05,88 a counter is one of these like sandwich Lord you know one of these I can tell you 183 00:16:05,89 --> 00:16:12,69 like scuse me we've got. Understand we try to tell me. How much 184 00:16:12,70 --> 00:16:19,10 what is. This here I'd say I have my beliefs 185 00:16:19,84 --> 00:16:21,56 how much he's listening I'm not 186 00:16:21,57 --> 00:16:26,40 a mind reader sweetie you got to tell you what you want to look at he has many by 187 00:16:26,44 --> 00:16:31,92 the right you pick with your choice of all the friggin dots BOEM BOEM BOEM money 188 00:16:31,93 --> 00:16:37,75 tear you to page. Eight. And. 189 00:16:38,77 --> 00:16:42,81 That's when I stepped in I was like Barney when man. Saw 190 00:16:42,82 --> 00:16:49,41 a big program on top best he can. See what is happening and then 191 00:16:49,88 --> 00:16:53,17 I am OK this is part of what So what would you implement I would tell him and it's 192 00:16:53,18 --> 00:17:00,07 your faces light up I mean that. You can do so much into him gas 193 00:17:00,08 --> 00:17:05,68 markets you know when I want to be think they got got to. Look good because. 194 00:17:07,23 --> 00:17:09,98 I know the music I know she would like 195 00:17:09,99 --> 00:17:16,52 a Black Forest ham sandwich with extra sharp cheddar cheese. Same back they know. 196 00:17:18,94 --> 00:17:25,34 Me by name. I use it I use the powers I am I you know being Latino is great you 197 00:17:25,35 --> 00:17:31,74 know but I don't I'm not I never go use the word Latino you know it sounds like 198 00:17:31,78 --> 00:17:34,11 like a breakfast cereal to me you know it's 199 00:17:34,12 --> 00:17:40,58 a. Cheerios Latinos. Like it so you like a cheesy commercial what 200 00:17:40,59 --> 00:17:47,50 a seventeen piece band I've. Checked them up any day to Bangkok got to 201 00:17:47,55 --> 00:17:52,96 cook to come these you also got to go you know with delicious marshmallow. 202 00:17:54,99 --> 00:18:01,74 Yellow chickens to. Be too much green cards nothing else but I'm 203 00:18:01,75 --> 00:18:08,69 serious now calling myself. A sugar by the way sugar 204 00:18:09,00 --> 00:18:15,74 crawl you people who took French fucked up. We live in caught out all 205 00:18:15,85 --> 00:18:17,19 OK let's call it 206 00:18:17,20 --> 00:18:23,70 a team. It's fantastic you guys are all good 207 00:18:23,86 --> 00:18:30,26 doing it to look and nice for you you work it out with the stain of carbs 208 00:18:30,57 --> 00:18:35,55 nice Yeah I've been juice and it's my third day juice and I'm from pretty pretty 209 00:18:35,56 --> 00:18:42,52 amped Jessica's juice. Not. Like going you know you 210 00:18:42,53 --> 00:18:49,05 knew that kind of juice you know going on you don't know it's very popular OK you 211 00:18:49,06 --> 00:18:50,40 go into you take 212 00:18:50,41 --> 00:18:53,96 a will Barrow and you collect forty five pounds of organic fruits and vegetables 213 00:18:54,94 --> 00:18:58,89 street value one thousand dollars. Will that over to 214 00:18:58,90 --> 00:19:02,72 a wood chip and machine like in you know Fargo right I'm going you know in that 215 00:19:02,97 --> 00:19:08,17 thing would send noise nutrients coming out ship that's where the it's going you 216 00:19:08,18 --> 00:19:10,65 know you get all that mass in there and you get up buys 217 00:19:10,66 --> 00:19:15,94 a bottle of now. It's your diet now I tell you that's your life. 218 00:19:18,61 --> 00:19:22,82 I would say somebody's juice and all right after three days of juice and you become 219 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:27,05 a juice or you have what you put in comes right the fuck out. 220 00:19:30,19 --> 00:19:31,56 Of interest rate interesting 221 00:19:31,57 --> 00:19:37,03 a spin are in my toilet bowl me tell you. It's golden beets are doing wonderful 222 00:19:37,04 --> 00:19:37,64 going to strike 223 00:19:37,65 --> 00:19:44,49 a ship that's beautiful. It will look about 224 00:19:44,50 --> 00:19:48,96 me I think cats are better than dogs yeah I know yeah. 225 00:19:51,46 --> 00:19:55,68 Well cats and dogs they sat at that like that apparently I'm actually surprised 226 00:19:55,81 --> 00:19:59,46 that people came out they're usually home on the couch with Netflix they don't 227 00:19:59,47 --> 00:20:05,77 leave their house dog people. Cats are better for one reason OK cats will 228 00:20:05,78 --> 00:20:11,33 never bust you for drugs and that. Is cool. 229 00:20:12,82 --> 00:20:15,02 With. You in that you will never see 230 00:20:15,03 --> 00:20:20,71 a feline unit pony over as she will not happen. The look in sniffing your luggage 231 00:20:20,72 --> 00:20:27,21 at the airport know. However bitches be snitches and. Rat you out 232 00:20:27,99 --> 00:20:32,09 it's German Shepherds named Lucky and Buster and other ironic shit I do not 233 00:20:32,10 --> 00:20:35,12 appreciate. Your own back in 234 00:20:35,13 --> 00:20:41,12 a squad car. Who look let's pull him over he wanted to do it. The father because 235 00:20:41,13 --> 00:20:48,03 it'll make you happy about the cut off you. Do not made I love you. I love 236 00:20:48,04 --> 00:20:51,18 you roasts. Is 237 00:20:51,19 --> 00:20:57,30 a carrot here hey what are you doing. Heroin that's cool. 238 00:21:05,99 --> 00:21:12,74 He said I'm going to fast you. Know you're good man we were getting zooming 239 00:21:13,04 --> 00:21:13,67 Oh yeah. 240 00:21:38,57 --> 00:21:39,65 I remember my mama. 241 00:21:55,14 --> 00:22:02,06 Remember. This is 242 00:22:02,07 --> 00:22:03,90 a sex pot Company production.